Football Jokes:Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics Macmillan Children´s Books
Football´s Funniest Jokes: Jim Chumley
Matt Christopher´s Football Jokes and Riddles: Matt Christopher
Funny and hilarious Thanksgiving jokes for kids! Joke-telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about turkeys and Thanksgiving. This audiobook is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and listening at home. Jokes from this funny book.... Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove that he wasn´t a chicken! Ha ha! Q: Who is never hungry at Thanksgiving? A: The turkey, because he is always stuffed! LOL! Q: Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? A: They needed another excuse to watch football! Ha ha! Q: Did you hear about the confused turkey? A: He was looking forward to Thanksgiving! 40+ funny Thanksgiving jokes Also included - Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes Hours of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, etc. This funny joke book is full of funny Thanksgiving jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about turkeys, Indians, pilgrims, and other Thanksgiving stuff will have you laughing for hours. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Wes Super. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/097257/bk_acx0_097257_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Great for listening aloud with friends and family.Listen to these fun Thanksgiving stories for kids from the best-selling author Arnie Lightning! These Thanksgiving short stories are fun and entertaining to listen to and enjoy. Each story has a special lesson and gives a reason to show gratitude. The Thanksgiving jokes offer lots of laughs, too! You and your children will enjoy this amazing kids Thanksgiving audiobook!This audiobook is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, car rides, and listening aloud at home.Fun Thanksgiving stories for kidsPerfect for early and beginner learnersGreat for bedtime stories and listening aloudCute Thanksgiving fun for the entire familyAlso included: Thanksgiving jokes for kids!Fun Thanksgiving stories and Thanksgiving jokes.Story list:´´The Second Thanksgiving´´´´Thanksgiving Activity´´´´Forgetfulness on Black Friday´´´´Thanksgiving Activity´´´´Thanksgiving Football´´´´The Cooked Turkey´´´´The Grateful Letter´´´´Thanksgiving Jokes´´Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children´s story author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children´s stories. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie´s audiobooks reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!Scroll up and click ´´Buy Now´´ to start listening immediately! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Trista Shaye. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/132987/bk_acx0_132987_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Nicolette is a freshman at a university in Miami. Being a cheerleader since grade school, her decision to cheer for the school´s infamous, undefeated college football team wasn´t a question. Being the young beauty that she was, she was selected for the squad without question either. However, unlike the other girls, she spends most of her time buried in school work. She scarcely drinks or parties, and it doesn´t go unnoticed by the squad. One night, after another victorious game, the snobby cheerleaders pass around a bottle. With the help of their peer pressure, Nicolette indulges a bit too much, and as a joke, she gets ditched. Intoxicated and confused, Nicolette wonders into the football team´s locker room, and to her apprehension, they don´t let her leave without showing her team spirit first. 1. Language: English. Narrator: JD McJohnson. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/048097/bk_acx0_048097_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
From New York Times and USA Today best-selling author Monica Murphy....Designing wedding cakes is Maisey Henderson’s passion. She puts her heart and soul into every cake she makes, especially since she’s such a believer in true love. But then Tucker McCloud rolls back into town, reminding her that love is a complete joke. The pro football player is the hottest thing to come out of Cunningham Falls - and the boy who broke Maisey’s heart back in high school. He claims he wants another chance. She says absolutely not. But Maisey’s refusal is the ultimate challenge to Tucker. Life is a game, and Tucker’s playing to win Maisey’s heart - forever. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Teddy Hamilton, Savannah Peachwood. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/051579/bk_adbl_051579_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
There´s another side to Australian Football League legends such as Jason Dunstall, Shane Crawford, and James Hird, not to mention Kevin Sheedy´s little quirks. Have you heard the story about the time Sheeds had to play the part of one of the Three Little Pigs? Or how hysterical chickens found their way into Bomber Thompson´s new car during training? Who put white powder in the Essendon doctor´s bag that was then detected at the airport? And why is John Platten a ´footy-trip legend´? Paul Salmon, the Big Fish, knows the answers and reveals them in this collection of the funniest incidents that have happened on and off the field in his long football career. From practical jokes at training nights to an unexpected encounter on Sydney´s Oxford Street, from the problems he has encountered pursuing an occasional television career to the difficulties of being a father, his stories will have you laughing out loud. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Paul Salmon. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/boli/000133/bk_boli_000133_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
From the number-one best-selling author of This Town comes a thrillingly raw and hysterical account of the billionaires, crooks, charlatans and scoundrels that own and run the NFL.American Football - with its celebrity players, billionaire owners, and cheerleaders with flawless teeth - is more American than apple pie. Which is why celebrated New York Times journalist Mark Leibovich has chosen football as the vehicle through which to examine the troubled state of Trump’s America. Big Game chronicles a four-year odyssey that has taken Leibovich deeper inside the NFL than anyone has gone before. From the owners´ meeting to the draft to the sidelines of crucial games, he takes in the show at the elbow of everyone from Tom Brady to big-name owners to the cordially despised NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell. Ultimately, this is a story of what may come to be seen as ‘peak football’ - the high point of the sport’s economic success and cultural dominance, but also the moment when the dark side began to show. It is an era of explosive revenue growth, as deluxe new stadiums spring up all over the country, but also one of creeping existential fear. Football was never thought to be easy on the body - players joke darkly that the NFL stands for ‘not for long’ for good reason - but as the true impact of concussions become inescapable background noise, it’s become increasingly difficult to enjoy the simple glory of football without the buzzkill of its obvious consequences. And that was before Donald Trump. In 2016, the NFL slammed headlong into America´s culture wars. Big Game is a journey through an epic storm. Through it all, Leibovich always keeps one eye on Tom Brady and his beloved Patriots, through to the 2018 Super Bowl. Pro football, this hilarious and enthralling book proves, may not be the sport America needs, but it is most definitely the sport it deserves. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Joe Barrett. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/hcuk/004091/bk_hcuk_004091_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.